I am reposting this story from two years ago for the Hidden Art of Homemaking discussion at Ordo Amoris. It's about one of my projects that illustrates some of the difficulties and satisfaction of interior decorating.
A botanical theme has emerged.
Decorating
is a homemaking job that I wish I could get over and done with and on
to other things. This post is about how the realization of that wish is a
long time coming. On one level the story bores me to death, even though
it's my own house I'm writing about, the house I've been investing in
for 20 years. That should warn most of my readers to leave right now and
go read something more entertaining.
What's makes me want to tell this too-long tale anyway is the way it
illustrates how an incredible amount of mental and physical labor can go
into what seems a simple project. I suppose I'm not used to this
precisely because I'm not into home decorating and haven't applied my
perfectionistic creative energies to it so much before. In a way it's a
larger-scale version of my doll clothes effort: what I envision doesn't
come in a kit.
If I could make a kit out of it no one would buy it. It's just the best
that we could do given our priorities, and with a tract house that
doesn't have enough walls to be cozy or enough windows to brighten the
view. The story I tell is also amusing if one considers the output of my
mental energies compared to the mediocrity of the results.
G.K. Chesterton said,
It
is the main earthly business of a human being to make his home, and the
immediate surroundings of his home, as symbolic and significant to his
own imagination as he can.
I'm
not sure what all G.K. meant by that, but he does seem to give me
liberty, and even to tell me it is my duty, to spend time on my house
and property with the purely physical and aesthetic aspects in mind.
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One year ago |
So, I push on. Last year we changed the arrangement of
the living room furniture so that the pictures on the wall didn't work
anymore. It seemed that the painting that used to be above a couch was
too "heavy" after we moved the piano under it. It was then the largest
wall item above the largest piece of furniture. Also, the TV had come
out of the closet and found a new and permanent place in a corner, and
the emptiness above it bothered me for months while I tried to figure
out what to put there.
The first thing that came to mind was a manzanita branch such as I
remembered my grandmother having in her living room for a while, a
natural curio of sorts. Hers had sat on the coffee table, I think, but
mine would hang above the TV to fill some of that airspace and balance
out the piano nearby. (We'd need to get a smaller something to put above
the piano, too.)
I started looking online for manzanita, but I found only small and
twiggy, pale specimens, for use in flower arrangements. So I gave up for
a while and spent hours looking for a decorative mobile. Nothing
pleased. By that time we were in the middle of the remodel, so it wasn't
urgent.

Then
in April we went north to Pippin's place, where the previous winter's
record-breaking amounts of snow had piled up everywhere. As we walked
through her forest we saw several manzanita bushes with large branches
broken off. My mind started twirling around the idea that I could
prepare my own decorative branch. The others helped me choose a couple
that might work and we hauled them home.
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Nine months ago |
I still didn't know if I could accomplish what I
envisioned; I've never been one to do woodworking of any sort. I knew
enough to trim off the flowers and small twigs. Then it occurred to me
that wood needs to dry out before one can work it. I read that manzanita
tends to split, so people have trouble making furniture out of it.
Maybe my branches would split too much as they dried?
I left them sitting around in the garage for a couple of months and they
only split a little bit. On the Internet I read somewhere to paint them
with Danish oil to preserve the wood, so I did that. And one of my
children said I should stain the trimmed ends of the branch so the
whiteness of the wood wouldn't distract from the lovely smooth and dark
bark.
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I think this is the one I didn't use. |
It was B.'s upcoming birthday party that put the fire under me to get
the chosen branch up in the corner. We bravely screwed two hooks into
the smooth new ceiling, and I painted them white so they would fade into
the background. Then three strands of fishing line were tied to those,
and to the branch.
Soldier was here and helped me position it just so; he's tall and strong
and could stand there calmly holding it in midair while I fumbled with
the almost invisible threads. Then voilĂ ! At last, that one part of my
decor was in place (now we only had to ignore the empty space above the
piano) and all our party guests could admire it. I began brainstorming
on a solution to that remaining space nearby.
Three weeks later I dusted the manzanita with a feather duster and the
next morning it crashed onto the TV and to the floor. Nothing was
harmed. Guess we needed stronger filament. It took me about two months
to get to the store to buy it. Then it took another month before B. and I
could make ourselves re-hang the branch. See what kind of
do-it-yourself-ers we aren't?
I was sure I knew how to orient the branch, the way Pippin had told me
to, but after B. and I got it centered and hung and he'd gone
bike-riding, I realized by looking at previous photos that I had it
exactly backwards, and it truly didn't look the best. I tried just
flipping it over, and that sort of worked; I only had to re-tie one
filament, and we were o.k....except that now the branch was a little
closer to the ceiling than ideal, and the top of it was vaguely lined up
with the curtain rod, which didn't look right. I suffered with that all
through Christmas, trying not to care. Of course most people said it
was fine because no one wanted to go through the difficulty of doing it
over.
I had to buy a piano lamp before I could decide what would go behind it;
our old one was shot. Piano lamps are expensive! The cheapest one I
could settle on was out of stock for a few weeks, so we waited on that. I
had looked at
so many paintings or other wall decorations, many
hours of browsing over several months, and found nothing I wanted enough
to spend money on.
So I thought I would saw and paint some wooden birds to hang up
there...they needed to be warm and colorful, because the corner with a
black TV and a stark naked branch turned out surprisingly modern and
chilly. (Maybe what I need is a branch about five times that big, just
sitting on the floor behind the TV and reaching toward the ceiling...and
permanently trimmed with Christmas ornaments...? )
But then we must return to how I'm not a woodworker, or a painter for
that matter. I think it was on New Year's Day that I felt desperate to
make some progress; I decided to spend money and get
something.
B. and I knew we needed color there, and we knew the parameters of what
the measurements needed to be. I bookmarked some paintings, and when B.
came home from watching a football game we chose one and ordered it.
Whoopee!
The painting arrived and sat on the floor near its destination for over a
week. I knew we needed to be in the right mood to even talk about
putting it up. In the meantime, one day I got a burst of courage and all
by myself re-did the lines supporting my manzanita. I think it might be
as much as an inch lower. A most satisfying inch.
Last
week we hung the picture. Those are giant poppies providing the splash
of color. I hope Mr. Chesterton is happy and won't mind if I get back to
my sewing and reading now.